Full of Win

There were three men standing on a cliff looking over a city. The first man threw an apple down into the city, and the other two men asked “why did you throw a an apple into the city” and the man replied “i don’t like apples”.

The second man threw an orange into the city and the other two men asked “why did you throw an orange into the city” “because i don’t like oranges” said the second man.

After that the third man threw a bomb into the city and the other two men asked “why did you throw a bomb into the city” and he replied “i don’t like bombs”
so the men decided to go down into the city.
They came upon a little girl that was crying and they asked “why are you crying” and she said “an apple fell from the sky and hit my head”.
They continued walking and came upon a little boy who was crying and asked him “why are you crying” and he said “an orange fell from the sky and hit my head”.
They continued walking and came upon a little girl that was laughing they asked “why are you laughing” and she replied “my dad farted and blew up the house”.

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